pickmeupexchange | Pinch Hit Post #5 and a Reveals Delay! (Reply)

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PH 1 - Dragon Age (Video Games), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Hamilton - Miranda, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)

Request 1 by Alicelikesgravity
Dragon Age (Video Games)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Anders/Fenris (Dragon Age)
Anders/Fenris/Nathaniel Howe (Dragon Age)

Freeforms: Scenario - Character Seek Each Other Out After Realizing Ideological Differences Weren't So Different After All, Alternate Universe - Pirates - Characters Meet When Pirate A Boards Ship and Rescues B, Alternate Universe - A/B/O - Alpha A rescues Omega B from Abusive Pack, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage - Characters First Meet At Wedding Altar, Meet Cute- After Rescue: A: "I owe you a life debt." B: "Yeah... What about just dinner instead?"

Open to fic and art and animatic treats!
I prefer non-explicit works over explicit works, but I also enjoy a character study through sex or porn with plot sections in my otherwise non-explicit fic. (fade to black and not-explicit sex sections also very welcome)
I love these two a lot, and I'm very neutral on Justice, he can be there he can not be there I mostly ignore him in my own writing.
Mix and matching tags welcome!
Small list of likes:
- Whump/Mercyfic with tons of angst and comfort
- Rape/Abuse recovery
- Unfounded fear
- Enemy to Caretaker
- "I don"t deserve you angst"
- Omegaverse, Pirate, royalty, greek mythology, arranged marriage, regency AUs (and combinations between them i LOVE AUs)

- Power dynamics where the one having the power is concerned
- Mutual Pining/ Requited Unrequited Love

NSFW likes

- Bondage (honor bondage, ropes, shibari, almost anything that isn't metal handcuffs)
- Dom/sub (ranging from formal in the bedroom, to unnegotiated, to light, medium etc, etc)
- Praise kink (including light degrading praise kink, though just praise kink is preferred)
- Characters telling the other(s) to "Be good." (and light teasing in general)
- Orgasm control/delay (but not full out denial)

Fandom specific DNW:
Fenhawke in a positive light (if Hawke was abusive/ a bad partner welcome)
Fenris raped on-screen (off-screen or mentions perfectly fine)

Opt-in kinks I'm semi-into that you could convince me for this fandom

- Impact Play (hands or paddles, dnw: the word spanking)
- Sex toys: vibrators, butt plugs, collars & leashes (or period/setting equivalents)
- Forced orgasm
- Over-stimulation
- temperature play
- light humiliation/degradation (dnw: fenris being humiliated)
- frottage

DNW

- aro or genderbend or nonbinary headcanons (particularly no changing of pronouns)
- age gap or incest (including age gap/incest kink)
- Main character death (unless they come back to life)
- Gore or amputation
- Hurt/no comfort
- Underage tag or underage content
- unhappy/bittersweet/sad endings
- rape between requested or main pairing where one character wants to hurt the other (made to do it welcome, dubcon, ranging from extremely dubious to mildly dubious welcome, ok using the rape/non-con tag, non-con due to one or neither being able to consent ok, though I prefer indications that they are into it, or would be into it if the situation was different)
- Romantic or sexual F/M mentions for requested characters, on-screen f/m or f/m background ships
- settings in a hospital where the angst is whether a character will live/wake from a coma
- On-screen Pregnancy or pregnancy as a theme
- Porn without plot, particularly please no more than half the fic explicit sex.
- POV other than 3rd person.
- V relationships
- Non-romantic, sexual only relationships for requested / pairings.

NSFW/Kink DNW

-(kinking on) Bodily fluids in sex other than crying/tears (no blood, watersports, scat, cumplay, vomiting, spit etc.), coming in someone or swallowing are fine, just no descriptions of fingers touching cum on purpose
- Kinks other than requested in likes, opt-ins or in freeforms
- No vaginal sex of any kind or mentions of female genitalia (A/B/O slicking and similar are welcome, as long as it's anal sex)

Request 2 by Alicelikesgravity
Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature

Relationships:

Achilles/Patroclus (Hades Video Game)

Freeforms: Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage - Characters First Meet At Wedding Altar, Scenario - Estranged Childhood Best Friends Meet Again At Arranged Engagment, Arranged Marriage - Reluctant Characters accidentally meet unaware they're in the presence of their Betrothed

Patrochilles I can't even put into words lmao. I like a LOT a LOT for them.

Regency AU, Patrochilles is doomed by the narrative but what if they weren't!!! What does that look like?? Do we follow their storyline to reuniting them, or a fresh start for them what does the beginning of their relationship look like?

Fandom specific dnw:
- mentions of any combination of Than/Zag/Meg
- explicit sex (fade to black and references and heavy petting ok), non-kinky (other than light dom/sub) non-explicit sex welcome.

I love AUs for this one, particulary regency or modern au

DNWs:

- aro or genderbend or nonbinary headcanons (particularly no changing of pronouns)
- age gap or incest mentions (including age gap/incest kink)
- Main character death (unless they come back to life)
- Gore or amputation
- Hurt/no comfort
- Underage tag or underage content
- unhappy/bittersweet/sad endings
- rape/non-con
- Romantic or sexual F/M mentions for requested characters, on-screen f/m or f/m background ships
- settings in a hospital where the angst is whether a character will live/wake from a coma
- On-screen Pregnancy or pregnancy as a theme
- 1st or 2nd person POV.
- V relationships
- Non-romantic, sexual only relationships for requested / pairings.
- No vaginal sex of any kind or mentions of female genitalia

Request 3 by Alicelikesgravity
Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature

Relationships:

Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game)

Freeforms: Scenario - A asks B to pretend to be in a Relationship with them to avoid an unwanted Arranged Marriage, Arranged Marriage - Reluctant Characters accidentally meet unaware they're in the presence of their Betrothed, Scenario - Character A proposes for real but Character B thinks it's a Marriage of Convenience, Meet cute - at a masked ball

Open to fic and art and animatic treats!
Prompt ideas! Mix and matching encouraged!

Ships specific likes:
If you're doing Patzagchilles, I love explorations of Pat/Zag on the side, particularly what it might look like if Pat is pinging for Achilles but also finds he has enough space for Zag!!! Pat recognizing that Achilles and Zag are gone for each other but Zag not wanting to get in the way of Pat.

I adore the idea of Zagreus reaching out to Pat to get out of the unwanted arranged marriage but surprise the arranged marriage is actually with Achilles and he wants back in!!!

Fandom specific dnw:
- mentions of any combination of Than/Zag/Meg
- explicit sex (fade to black and references and heavy petting ok), non-kinky (other than light dom/sub) non-explicit sex welcome.

I love AUs for this one!
If you're doing omegaverse, dnw specifically omega zag, alpha pat, alpha achilles in that combination. all other combos are fine! (though i do prefer non-beta alpha/omega only / relationships).

DNWs:

Request 4 by Alicelikesgravity
Hamilton - Miranda
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences

Relationships:

Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette (Hamilton)

Freeforms: Scenario - Character A completely oblivious to Character B's interest, Scenario - A sends B 'anonymous' love letter. B suspects from the start that A is the sender, Meet cute - at a masked ball, Scenario - Character Seek Each Other Out After Realizing Ideological Differences Weren't So Different After All

Open to fic and art and animatic treats!
Fandom specific likes:
I think I fell in love with both Hamilton and Lafayette on when I saw them on the screen, they're both my favorite so a focus on either would be excellent.
Fandom specific likes:
- "immigrants we get the job done"
- Lafayette says "no one has more resilience or matches my tactical brilliance" that's a love declaration right there.
- Let the french men be french 2gether

Mix and matching prompts encouraged!

Getting back together!!! Please consider: "Did you forget Lafayette?" 👀

Also please consider Regency AU, Hamilton and Lafayette would both kill it at the ball/meetings

I enjoy setting changes but for this fandom I would prefer keeping it in the same non-fantastical/non-scifi universe but playing with the AUs that are representative (if not exaggerated) of "real life" modern AUs, modern politics AUs, pirate/navy AUs, Regency AUs, Royalty AUs, etc etc.

Fandom specific dnw:
- mentions of Alex's infidelity/infidelity mentions
- mentions of spouses (just ignore their existence or set it in an alternative timeline)
- mentions of terrible things the real life equivalents have done not mentioned in canon (or other real life relationships)
- nonbinary lafayette
- making out Aaron or Thomas out to be bad/evil
- non requested ships (exceptions made for two people pairings between throuples) and no mentions of Alex/John
- chattel slavery mentions
- explicit sex (fade to black and references ok)

DNWs:

Request 5 by Alicelikesgravity
Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher VG)

Freeforms: Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy - Werewolf A Rescues Rookie Monster Hunter B From A Supernatural Threat (Creator's Choice), Arranged Marriage - Expecting Hurt but Receiving Comfort, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage - Characters First Meet At Wedding Altar, Alternate Universe - A/B/O - Alpha A rescues Omega B from Abusive Pack, Scenario - Estranged Childhood Best Friends Meet Again At Arranged Engagment

Open to fic and art and animatic treats!
I prefer non-explicit works over explicit works, but I also enjoy a character study through sex or porn with plot sections in my otherwise non-explicit fic. (fade to black and not-explicit sex sections also very welcome)
Small list of likes:
- Whump/Mercyfic with tons of angst and comfort
- Rape/Abuse recovery
- Unfounded fear
- "I don"t deserve you angst"
- Omegaverse, Pirate, royalty, greek mythology, arranged marriage, regency AUs (and combinations between them i LOVE AUs)
- Power dynamics where the one having the power is concerned
- Mutual Pining/ Requited Unrequited Love
Mix and matching tags welcome!

Arranged marriage my beloved! I would prefer in a setting where we get to see the first meeting, but if you have great ideas for the couple that has been sneaking around for 10 years getting arranged married after Aiden comes back from the dead!! Excellent!

Fandom specific likes:
- exploration of fanon and abusive cats towards Aiden!!
- Aiden either coming back to life or not having actually been dead (and missing his eye!)

Fandom specific DNW:
- Jaskier/Geralt to be a main part of the story, I like them fine and they can be present but please focus on my babies :)
- mentions of Keira or Milena

NSFW likes

DNW

- aro or genderbend or nonbinary headcanons (particularly no changing of pronouns)
- age gap or incest mentions (including kink mentions)*
- Main character death (unless they come back to life)
- Gore or amputation
- hurt/no comfort
- Underage tag or underage content
- unhappy/bittersweet/sad endings
- rape between requested or main pairing where one character wants to hurt the other (made to do it welcome, dubcon, ranging from extremely dubious to mildly dubious welcome, ok using the rape/non-con tag, non-con due to one or neither being able to consent ok, though I prefer indications that they are into it, or would be into it if the situation was different)
- Romantic or sexual F/M mentions for requested characters, on-screen f/m or f/m background ships
- settings in a hospital where the angst is whether a character will live/wake from a coma
- On-screen Pregnancy or pregnancy as a theme
- Porn without plot, particularly please no more than half the fic explicit sex.
- 1st or 2nd person POV.
- Non-romantic, sexual only relationships for requested / pairings.

Opt-in kinks I'm semi-into that you could convince me for this fandom

- Impact Play (hands or paddles, dnw: the word spanking)
- vibrators, butt plugs, collars & leashes (or period/setting equivalents)
- Forced orgasm
- Over-stimulation
- frottage

NSFW/Kink DNW

*I do not consider Geralt/Eskel/Lambert to be incestous, though I do consider Vesemir/Lambert to be psuedo-incest.

PH 4 - Marvel Cinematic Universe, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Murder House (Puppet Combo Video Game), Outlast (Video Games), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)

Request 1 by kalika_999
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Ratings: Explicit

Relationships:

Jack Rollins/Brock Rumlow (MCU)

Freeforms: Identity Porn - Character gets catfished, Identity Porn - Feeling Guilty About A Meet Cute Under False Pretenses, Scenario - A is out to kill B but falls in love instead

AU's currently loved: Youtuber/twitch streamer, Ghost hunting, 5+1, Speed Dating, Disability, Bakery, Small town, Wrong number au, Werewolf/Person A is feral, Person B must watch over them and try not to get eaten, Long distance, Hockey, Mermen, Fake relationship, Snowed in/Cabin fic, Hallmark movie HEA, A/b/o (must have clear consent), Soulmates share physical pain, Mail order bride, The Thing au

Tropes: Cuddle Therapy/Touch starved, Mutual pining, Protectiveness, MISUNDERSTANDINGS, Meet-ugly, late night convos, Amnesia, trauma recovery/abusive ex, Huddling for warmth/there was only one bed, touched-starved, hurt/comfort, Competence kink, Friends-to-lovers, Found family, Banter/snark, Angst with a happy ending, Possessive behavior, codependence, jealousy

Smutty things: Shotgunning (not sexual but eh lol), Rimming, Phone sex, Excessive touching/scenting, Accidental knotting, Feltching, biting, bruising, dirty talking (not degrading), Missionary, Topping from the bottom, First times/roleplaying first times, foreplay, Awkward/figuring each other out sex, Body worship, Accidental stimulation, Hand/finger kink, mouth mapping, Sneaky handjobs/blowjobs in public places, Gentle hair grabbing, big dicks, voyeurism (when the person watched is aware of it), mild choking, mild knifeplay, mild bloodplay, gunplay, clothed/partially clothed sex, post coital snuggles, nipple play, voice kink, overstimulation, cock rings, coming untouched, coming in pants, mutual masturbation, blindfolds, guided masturbation, orgasm delay/control, manhandling, come play, noisy sex, wet and messy, frottage, grinding

DNW: Top!Brock, First and Second pov, Endings that are open ended/ambiguous or unhappy, Cheating (between main ship), Betrayal (between main ship), (perma)MCD, internalized homophobia, rape/noncon (past is fine)/dubcon/sex pollen/htp, poly, watersports, scat, vomit, bdsm, over the top fluff without any angst, breeding, humiliation, time travel/loop au's (Unless to stop child self from going bad/trauma), space au's (Unless related to the Thing or Aliens(The movie series)), rivalry, hate sex, enemies to lovers, abortion, break ups (between main ship), kinks with women’s clothing, feminization, kidfics, power dynamics unless requested, cum inflation, stuffing, ovi, vore, guro, ageplay, Rule 63, Macro/Micro, sounding, shibari (I don’t mind restraints but not full out), facials/snowballing, lactation, fisting, gaping, crygasms (some tears from catharsis is fine), trans/ace hc’s (unless requested), hard drug use (Pot is fine), Any kind of sexual torture, Anything related to pregnancy (reveal of it is fine and food cravings), spit as lube

Request 2 by kalika_999
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
Ratings: Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Inumaki Toge/Okkotsu Yuuta (JJK anime)

Freeforms: Pregnant omega A shows up at Alpha B's door when they've been abandoned by ex; B moves them in while both have always pined for the other, Scenario - A and B had met and become friends on an online MMO eventually leading to mutual pining but have never met until now, Alternate Universe - A/B/O - Alpha A rescues Omega B from Abusive Pack, Identity Porn - Character gets catfished, Identity Porn - A and B know each other online but don't know they know each other offline, Identity Porn - Feeling Guilty About A Meet Cute Under False Pretenses, Meet cute - A saves stranger from bad date, Meet Cute - at a Bakery Class, Meet Cute - at an Arcade, Meet cute - at physical therapy, Meet Cute - in a mental hospital/group therapy, Meet ugly - blind date gone wrong, Meet Ugly - Speed Dating, Alternate Universe - Paranormal Investigators - A & B are researching the same house together, Scenario - A joins B's werewolf pack, Scenario - Businessperson A leaves everything behind and moves to a farm and falls in love with B, Scenario - Character desperately needs a date to an ex's wedding, Scenario - monster A thinks human B's fascination is endearing, Scenario - Pen pals

I don't care whether Toge uses sign or Onigiri speech so whatever works best for you, trans Toge is also a-ok. I'm more partial to AU's than canon, especially shibuya but I'm also open to exploring Toge and dealing with his loss of arm. I enjoy slice of life esp Toge cooking/baking/gardening/youtubing/gaming/mukbanging are A+, I have a soft spot for protective Yuuta to a free spirit Toge, Yuuta going a bit yandere/obsessive, also having a bad habit of being the looming shadow behind people because they're too close to Toge (as a comedic plot not as some dark theme lol) and Toge being well aware of it and using it as a way to mess with his friends. Speaking of friends, I love all the students, but especially love Maki and Panda. Strong fighter Yuta/Awkward dork when just hanging out Yuta is awesome. Love whatever degree of service top Yuta is available without it getting bsdm and enjoy sexually inexperienced Yuta vs experienced Toge. I like Toge instigating things (and being a fun little gremlin to boot) while Yuta is more thoughtful, but he's so easily convinced when it comes to Inumaki XD I'm very fond of JJK0 if you want to keep it in that timeline that's good too! :) Past rika/yuuta is fine, I love her as a curse as well so if you want her around, I'm more than happy :) Her and Toge friendship is a cherry on top! Noritoshi Kamo as an ex or someone interested in Toge is fine too.

DNW: Toge speaking like a normal person, Past Maki/Yuuta (if hc'ed), Top!Toge, First and Second pov, Endings that are open ended/ambiguous or unhappy, Cheating (between main ship), Betrayal (between main ship), (perma)MCD, internalized homophobia, rape/noncon (past is fine)/dubcon/sex pollen/htp, poly, watersports, scat, vomit, bdsm, over the top fluff without any angst, breeding, humiliation, time travel/loop au's (Unless to stop child self from going bad/trauma), space au's (Unless related to the Thing or Aliens(The movie series)), rivalry, hate sex, enemies to lovers, abortion, break ups (between main ship), kinks with women’s clothing, feminization, kidfics, power dynamics unless requested, cum inflation, stuffing, ovi, vore, guro, ageplay, Rule 63, Macro/Micro, sounding, shibari (I don’t mind restraints but not full out), facials/snowballing, lactation, fisting, gaping, crygasms (some tears from catharsis is fine), ace hc’s, hard drug use (Pot is fine), Any kind of sexual torture, Anything related to pregnancy (reveal of it is fine and food cravings), spit as lube

Request 3 by kalika_999
Naruto (Anime & Manga)
Ratings: Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka (Naruto)

Freeforms: Pregnant omega A shows up at Alpha B's door when they've been abandoned by ex; B moves them in while both have always pined for the other, Identity Porn - A and B know each other online but don't know they know each other offline, Scenario - A and B had met and become friends on an online MMO eventually leading to mutual pining but have never met until now, Identity Porn - Character gets catfished, Identity Porn - Feeling Guilty About A Meet Cute Under False Pretenses, Scenario - Character desperately needs a date to an ex's wedding

DNW: Top!Kakashi, First and Second pov, Endings that are open ended/ambiguous or unhappy, Cheating (between main ship), Betrayal (between main ship), (perma)MCD, internalized homophobia, rape/noncon (past is fine)/dubcon/sex pollen/htp, poly, watersports, scat, vomit, bdsm, over the top fluff without any angst, breeding, humiliation, time travel/loop au's (Unless to stop child self from going bad/trauma), space au's (Unless related to the Thing or Aliens(The movie series)), rivalry, hate sex, enemies to lovers, abortion, break ups (between main ship), kinks with women’s clothing, feminization, kidfics, power dynamics unless requested, cum inflation, stuffing, ovi, vore, guro, ageplay, Rule 63, Macro/Micro, sounding, shibari (I don’t mind restraints but not full out), facials/snowballing, lactation, fisting, gaping, crygasms (some tears from catharsis is fine), trans/ace hc’s (unless requested), hard drug use (Pot is fine), Any kind of sexual torture, Anything related to pregnancy (reveal of it is fine and food cravings), spit as lube

Request 4 by kalika_999
Murder House (Puppet Combo Video Game)
Ratings: Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Emma/Tom Smith | The Easter Ripper (murder house)

Freeforms: Scenario - A is out to kill B but falls in love instead, Scenario - A Is Hit On By Someone Pushy; B Steps In As A's Fake Significant Other, Scenario - Character A & B fall pregnant after a one night stand

DNW: First and Second pov, Endings that are open ended/ambiguous or unhappy, Cheating (between main ship), Betrayal (between main ship), (perma)MCD, internalized homophobia, rape/noncon (past is fine)/dubcon/sex pollen/htp, poly, watersports, scat, vomit, bdsm, over the top fluff without any angst, breeding, humiliation, time travel/loop au's (Unless to stop child self from going bad/trauma), space au's (Unless related to the Thing or Aliens(The movie series)), rivalry, hate sex, enemies to lovers, abortion, break ups (between main ship), kinks with women’s clothing, feminization, kidfics, power dynamics unless requested, cum inflation, stuffing, ovi, vore, guro, ageplay, Rule 63, Macro/Micro, sounding, shibari (I don’t mind restraints but not full out), facials/snowballing, lactation, fisting, gaping, crygasms (some tears from catharsis is fine), trans/ace hc’s (unless requested), hard drug use (Pot is fine), Any kind of sexual torture, Anything related to pregnancy (reveal of it is fine and food cravings), spit as lube

Request 5 by kalika_999
Outlast (Video Games)
Ratings: Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Eddie Gluskin/Waylon Park (Outlast)

Freeforms: Scenario - A and B had met and become friends on an online MMO eventually leading to mutual pining but have never met until now, Identity Porn - Character gets catfished, Identity Porn - Feeling Guilty About A Meet Cute Under False Pretenses, Identity Porn - A and B know each other online but don't know they know each other offline, Meet Cute - in a mental hospital/group therapy, Scenario - Character desperately needs a date to an ex's wedding, Scenario - monster A thinks human B's fascination is endearing, Pregnant omega A shows up at Alpha B's door when they've been abandoned by ex; B moves them in while both have always pined for the other

Oh man, I'm a huge fan of AU's for these two and terrible things happening to Jeremy lol

DNW: Bottom!Eddie, First and Second pov, Endings that are open ended/ambiguous or unhappy, Cheating (between main ship), Betrayal (between main ship), (perma)MCD, internalized homophobia, rape/noncon (past is fine)/dubcon/sex pollen/htp, poly, watersports, scat, vomit, bdsm, over the top fluff without any angst, breeding, humiliation, time travel/loop au's (Unless to stop child self from going bad/trauma), space au's (Unless related to the Thing or Aliens(The movie series)), rivalry, hate sex, enemies to lovers, abortion, break ups (between main ship), kinks with women’s clothing, feminization, kidfics, power dynamics unless requested, cum inflation, stuffing, ovi, vore, guro, ageplay, Rule 63, Macro/Micro, sounding, shibari (I don’t mind restraints but not full out), facials/snowballing, lactation, fisting, gaping, crygasms (some tears from catharsis is fine), trans/ace hc’s (unless requested), hard drug use (Pot is fine), Any kind of sexual torture, Anything related to pregnancy (reveal of it is fine and food cravings), spit as lube

Request 6 by kalika_999
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
Ratings: Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Inumaki Toge/Okkotsu Yuuta (Jujutsu Kaisen Manga)

DNW: Toge speaking like a normal person, Past Maki/Yuuta (if hc'ed), Top!Toge, First and Second pov, Endings that are open ended/ambiguous or unhappy, Cheating (between main ship), Betrayal (between main ship), (perma)MCD, internalized homophobia, rape/noncon (past is fine)/dubcon/sex pollen/htp, poly, watersports, scat, vomit, bdsm, over the top fluff without any angst, breeding, humiliation, time travel/loop au's (Unless to stop child self from going bad/trauma), space au's (Unless related to the Thing or Aliens(The movie series)), rivalry, hate sex, enemies to lovers, abortion, break ups (between main ship), kinks with women’s clothing, feminization, kidfics, power dynamics unless requested, cum inflation, stuffing, ovi, vore, guro, ageplay, Rule 63, Macro/Micro, sounding, shibari (I don’t mind restraints but not full out), facials/snowballing, lactation, fisting, gaping, crygasms (some tears from catharsis is fine), trans/ace hc’s (unless requested), hard drug use (Pot is fine), Any kind of sexual torture, Anything related to pregnancy (reveal of it is fine and food cravings), spit as lube

PH 7 - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

Request 1 by writtenwordsaloud
Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
Ratings: Mature, Explicit

Relationships:

Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Freeforms: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Arranged Marriage - Expecting Hurt but Receiving Comfort, Scenario - A And B Are Stuck In A Time Loop Together, Scenario - A and B are stuck somewhere and have to talk about their feelings, Scenario - A and B each believe the other is only flirting to keep up appearances, Scenario - A decides they want to marry B at first sight, Scenario - A helps B through long recovery from injury, Scenario - A kidnaps B because B was asking for it, Scenario - A loses a bet to B, Scenario - A taunts B into fucking them and B follows through to A's surprise, Scenario - A writes letters to B but didn't mean to send them, Scenario - Accidental arousal while cuddling for comfort, Scenario - After much pining & almost dying Character A (bloody & bruised) comes straight to Character B & kisses them in public, Scenario - Angry character snaps “Because I love you!”, Scenario - Care of sick/wounded Character turns Unexpectedly Tender, Scenario - Characters are Friends but when Others try to matchmake A with a Stranger Character B panics, Scenario - Friends with benefits catch romantic feelings, Scenario - Longtime friends both extremely stressed; one suggests sex for stress relief, Scenario - Truth Serum/Spell - Becomes physically more and more difficult not to blurt out feelings, Scenario - wooing someone with amazing cooking

Likes

- Addressing Cultural/Time Era Differences
- Character/Relationship Studies
- Discovering Feelings
- Domestic Fluff
- Established Relationships
- Found Family
- Non-Sexual Intimacy
- Platonic relationships placed equal or higher in importance to romantic ones
- Slice of Life
- Talking About Others Not Even in the Fic
- Talking During Sex
- Time Loops

DNWs

Animal Abuse/Death (Hunting is Okay)
Animals Written Like They Are Not Sentient (Characters Can Believe As You'd Headcanon About This)
Bestiality
Daddy/Mommy Kink
Feederism (Specifically For Weight Gain, Feeding Someone A-Okay)
Downer Endings (Unless Horror Fic or Requested)
Futanari (Unrequested)
Genderbending (Unrequested)
Intersex Being Used As The Word For Futanari/Bisex/Bigenital
Incest
Infidelity
Necrophilia
Non-Con (Unrequested)
Omegaverse
Permanent Death of Requested Characters
POC Described As Food (Unless Cannibalism)
Reader-fic (2nd Person Okay if "You" is Canon Character)
Sapience and Sentience Mistaken For Each Other In The Narrative
Scat/Watersports/Emeto
Setting Change AUs
Underaged
Unrequested Pairings

Staticmoth Opt-Ins

Daddy Kink: I'm definitely good with Val calling Vox "papi/papito" and himself "daddy". Is Vox into it or annoyed? Either way is good!

Futanari: Give Valentino whatever genitals you want. Vox being able to change out his parts for whatever (though likely requiring some convincing, depending on the time and his current mindset) is also amazing.

Genderbending: Either or both being women? Yes. As long as they are still both awful to everyone outside of the Vees, give it to me.

Infidelity: Technically I don't see Valentino cheating on Vox, because Valentino wouldn't have said anything about being monogamous. But Vox feeling like he's being cheated on, despite knowing better, is something I'm down for exploring. I tend to think Vox is too monogamous and obsessed with Valentino, but even if he saw someone else, Valentino wouldn't consider it cheating.

Trans Headcanons: I usually prefer them both going by he/him, but if you want to make one or both transition into or from women or nonbinary? Also good. Val particularly being good with fluidity and taking it is stride is excellent. I imagine Vox would have more hangups with it.

Non-Con/Dub-Con: I still prefer it's not non-con, but sometimes I will ask for it. Or, if it is, they both enjoy it at the end.

Omegaverse: Give me them both as alphas. Give me beta Valentino who tries to act like an alpha with all his other tricks. Give me Vox hiding being an omega with suppressants, whether or not Valentino or Velvette know. Give me NESTING FICS!

Treats are adored!

Letter: https://writtenwordsaloud.dreamwidth.org/2000.html

Request 2 by writtenwordsaloud
Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
Ratings: Teen And Up Audiences, Mature

Relationships:

Clara/Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)

Freeforms: Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage - Characters First Meet At Wedding Altar, Arranged Marriage - Expecting Hurt but Receiving Comfort, Meet Cute - A interviews B, Meet cute - at a masked ball, Meet Cute - Both working undercover on separate missions, Meet Ugly - Character With Resting Bitch Face Gives off the Wrong Impression at First Meeting, Scenario - A accidentally kidnaps B, Scenario - A And B Are Stuck In A Time Loop Together, Scenario - A asks B to pretend to be in a Relationship with them to avoid an unwanted Arranged Marriage, Scenario - A helps B through long recovery from injury, Scenario - A Hired By B to Stop B's Unwanted Wedding, Scenario - A is out to kill B but falls in love instead, Scenario - A kidnaps B because B was asking for it, Scenario - A taunts B into kissing them and B follows through to A's surprise, Scenario - Accidentally texting the wrong number and getting a stranger, Scenario - Character A gets told “If you keep dawdling around someone else might sweep B off their feet”, Scenario - Character has a secret admirer and doesn't know who, Scenario - Love at First Sight, Scenario - Seeing a Usually Competent Character in Need of Help, Scenario - Soulmates - Finding out your enemy is your soulmate

Likes

DNWs

Treats are adored!

Letter: https://writtenwordsaloud.dreamwidth.org/2000.html

Request 3 by writtenwordsaloud
Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
Ratings: Teen And Up Audiences, Mature

Relationships:

Charlie Morningstar/Vaggie/Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)

Freeforms: Arranged Marriage - Expecting Hurt but Receiving Comfort, Meet Cute - A interviews B, Meet cute - at a masked ball, Meet Ugly - Character With Resting Bitch Face Gives off the Wrong Impression at First Meeting, Scenario - A and B are kidnapped together, Scenario - A And B Are Stuck In A Time Loop Together, Scenario - A and B keep repeating the day of their first meeting, Scenario - A has nightmares - B confesses about their own nightmares, Scenario - A helps B through long recovery from injury, Scenario - A is out to kill B but falls in love instead, Scenario - A offers to help B do their hair, Scenario - A taunts B into kissing them and B follows through to A's surprise, Scenario - Accidentally texting the wrong number and getting a stranger, Scenario - first meeting between canon romantic ship happens with requested ship instead, Scenario - meeting years after canon ends, Scenario - Reading to Each Other, Scenario - Seeing a Usually Competent Character in Need of Help, Scenario - Soulmates - Finding out your enemy is your soulmate, Scenario - Truth Serum/Spell - Becomes physically more and more difficult not to blurt out feelings, Scenario - wooing someone with amazing cooking

Likes

DNWs

Treats are adored!

Letter: https://writtenwordsaloud.dreamwidth.org/2000.html

PH 10 - Jack Jeanne (Video Game), A3! (Video Game), ちはやふる | Chihayafuru (Anime & Manga), Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, AI: The Somnium Files (Video Games), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)

Request 1 by hyacynthia
Jack Jeanne (Video Game)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships:
Orimaki Suzu/Tachibana Kisa (Jack Jeanne)
Yonaga Soshiro/Otori Kyoji (Jack Jeanne)
Freeforms: Scenario - A And B Are Stuck In A Time Loop Together, Scenario - A and B are stuck somewhere and have to talk about their feelings, Scenario - A does something stupid to get B’s attention, Scenario - A gets advice from other people on how to court B, Scenario - A loses a bet to B, Scenario - A picks up B after their wisdom teeth get taken out. B confesses while on painkillers, Scenario - A sends B 'anonymous' love letter. B suspects from the start that A is the sender, Scenario - A/B are college roommates, Scenario - Accidental Feverish Confession, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Scenario - A writes letters to B but didn't mean to send them
Treats are always welcome!
Likes: Fluff | Character studies | Mutual pining | Childhood friends | Friends to lovers | Slice of life | Road trip/travel | Kidfic with children over the age of 10 | Epistolary/anything focused on in-universe documents - diary entries, letters, emails, etc. (Including text messaging as a part of the story is fine, but I wouldn’t like a full chatfic.)
Fandom Likes: ODAO, but I've included a post in my Creator Letter which describes my vision for Kyoji/Sou, if that's a pairing which confuses you a bit | 2nd or 3rd year in Univeil | Having to kiss on stage | GNC Kisa
DNW: Sexual content | Incest | Rape | Abuse | Self-harm | Suicide | Cheating | Breakups | Major character death | Gore | Bestiality | Vore | Scat/piss | Unrequested ships | Unrequested poly | Age-play/age regression | Omegaverse | Kidfic with children under the age of 10 | Major focus on pets/animals, specifically involving animals causing problems. (If a character canonically has a pet, I’m fine with them being briefly mentioned. I just don’t want them to be important to the plot.)
Fandom DNW: Appearances from Amber students.
Letter: https://gooigi.dreamwidth.org/459.html

Request 2 by hyacynthia
A3! (Video Game)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
Relationships:
Chigasaki Itaru/Utsuki Chikage (A3!)
Furuichi Sakyou/Tachibana Izumi (A3!)
Freeforms: Scenario - A sends B 'anonymous' love letter. B suspects from the start that A is the sender, Scenario - A And B Are Stuck In A Time Loop Together, Scenario - A gets advice from other people on how to court B, Scenario - A helps B through long recovery from injury, Scenario - Confession after being hospitalized for a minor injury, Scenario - A Is B's Bodyguard, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Scenario - Angry character snaps “Because I love you!”, Scenario - Character A gets told “If you keep dawdling around someone else might sweep B off their feet”, Scenario - A writes letters to B but didn't mean to send them
Treats are always welcome!
This fandom is one of my exceptions to my general sexual content DNW - I'm fine with brief or referenced sexual content for these characters.
Likes: Fluff | Character studies | Mutual pining | Childhood friends | Friends to lovers | Slice of life | Road trip/travel | Kidfic with children over the age of 10 | Epistolary/anything focused on in-universe documents - diary entries, letters, emails, etc. (Including text messaging as a part of the story is fine, but I wouldn’t like a full chatfic.)
Fandom Likes: Izumi being unable to hide her feelings for Sakyo due to being a poor actor | Chikage having no experience in relationships. |The rest of the company meddling/helping out the couple.
DNW: Incest | Rape | Abuse | Self-harm | Suicide | Cheating | Breakups | Major character death | Gore | Bestiality | Vore | Scat/piss | Unrequested ships | Unrequested poly | Age-play/age regression | Omegaverse | Kidfic with children under the age of 10 | Major focus on pets/animals, specifically involving animals causing problems. (If a character canonically has a pet, I’m fine with them being briefly mentioned. I just don’t want them to be important to the plot.)
Fandom DNW: Masumi harassing Izumi.
Letter: https://gooigi.dreamwidth.org/459.html

Request 3 by hyacynthia
ちはやふる | Chihayafuru (Anime & Manga)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships:
Komano Tsutomu/Ooe Kanade (Chihayafuru)
Freeforms: Scenario - A sends B 'anonymous' love letter. B suspects from the start that A is the sender, Scenario - Character A gets told “If you keep dawdling around someone else might sweep B off their feet”, Scenario - A gets advice from other people on how to court B, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Meet Cute - Single Parents at kids event, Scenario - A & B meet on a cruise ship, Scenario - A and B are in a Discord server for an obscure hobby, Scenario - Pen pals, Scenario - Chance meeting with teenage crush years later, Meet Cute - at a Library, Scenario - A writes letters to B but didn't mean to send them
Treats are always welcome!
Likes: Fluff | Character studies | Mutual pining | Childhood friends | Friends to lovers | Slice of life | Road trip/travel | Kidfic with children over the age of 10 | Epistolary/anything focused on in-universe documents - diary entries, letters, emails, etc. (Including text messaging as a part of the story is fine, but I wouldn’t like a full chatfic.)
DNW: Sexual content | Incest | Rape | Abuse | Self-harm | Suicide | Cheating | Breakups | Major character death | Gore | Bestiality | Vore | Scat/piss | Unrequested ships | Unrequested poly | Age-play/age regression | Omegaverse | Kidfic with children under the age of 10 | Major focus on pets/animals, specifically involving animals causing problems. (If a character canonically has a pet, I’m fine with them being briefly mentioned. I just don’t want them to be important to the plot.)
Letter: https://gooigi.dreamwidth.org/459.html

Request 4 by hyacynthia
Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships:
Ferdinand von Aegir/Dorothea Arnault (FE3H)
Marianne von Edmund/Linhardt von Hevring (FE3H)
Lorenz Hellman Gloucester/Leonie Pinelli (FE3H)
Dorothea Arnault/Hilda Valentine Goneril (FE3H)
Ingrid Brandl Galatea/Edelgard von Hresvelg (FE3H)
Ferdinand von Aegir/Ingrid Brandl Galatea (FE3H)
Dorothea Arnault/Linhardt von Hevring (FE3H)
Freeforms: Scenario - A sends B 'anonymous' love letter. B suspects from the start that A is the sender, Meet Cute - At the Great Wolf Lodge, Scenario - A & B meet on a cruise ship, Scenario - A And B Are Stuck In A Time Loop Together, Scenario - Truth Serum/Spell - Becomes physically more and more difficult not to blurt out feelings, Scenario - A and B are stuck somewhere and have to talk about their feelings, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Scenario - A gets advice from other people on how to court B, Scenario - A has a premonition about B dying and must now save their life, Scenario - A helps B through long recovery from injury, Scenario - A thought B was dead but learns the truth, Scenario - A writes letters to B but didn't mean to send them
Treats are always welcome!
Likes: Fluff | Character studies | Mutual pining | Childhood friends | Friends to lovers | Slice of life | Road trip/travel | Kidfic with children over the age of 10 | Epistolary/anything focused on in-universe documents - diary entries, letters, emails, etc. (Including text messaging as a part of the story is fine, but I wouldn’t like a full chatfic.)
Fandom Likes: Students in non-canon houses (I have a specific fondness for Black Eagle!Ingrid, but I'm down for anything!) | Post-war
DNW: Sexual content | Incest | Rape | Abuse | Self-harm | Suicide | Cheating | Breakups | Major character death | Gore | Bestiality | Vore | Scat/piss | Unrequested ships | Unrequested poly | Age-play/age regression | Omegaverse | Kidfic with children under the age of 10 | Major focus on pets/animals, specifically involving animals causing problems. (If a character canonically has a pet, I’m fine with them being briefly mentioned. I just don’t want them to be important to the plot.)
Fandom DNW: Dorothea or Linhardt being portrayed as any sexuality other than bisexual | Focus on faculty/church characters.
Letter: https://gooigi.dreamwidth.org/459.html

Request 5 by hyacynthia
AI: The Somnium Files (Video Games)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
Relationships:
Date Kaname/Sagan Hitomi (AI:TSF)
Freeforms: Scenario - A and B are kidnapped together, Scenario - A can’t sleep due to nightmares; B suggests they share a bed, Scenario - A has a premonition about B dying and must now save their life, Scenario - A loses a bet to B, Scenario - Care of sick/wounded Character turns Unexpectedly Tender, Scenario - Catching/Carrying a Characters who's injured or falls ill, Scenario - Drunken confessions, Scenario - There Was Only One Bed
Treats are always welcome!
This fandom is one of my exceptions to my general sexual content DNW - I'm fine with brief or referenced sexual content for these characters.
Likes: Fluff | Character studies | Mutual pining | Childhood friends | Friends to lovers | Slice of life | Road trip/travel | Kidfic with children over the age of 10 | Epistolary/anything focused on in-universe documents - diary entries, letters, emails, etc. (Including text messaging as a part of the story is fine, but I wouldn’t like a full chatfic.)
Fandom Likes: Slow rekindling of old feelings | Discussions on parenting |

AI:NI spoilers

Ignoring the main plot of AI:NI/the fact that Date disappeared for 6 years. Characters from AI:NI are totally fine to include!

DNW: Incest | Rape | Abuse | Self-harm | Suicide | Cheating | Breakups | Major character death | Gore | Bestiality | Vore | Scat/piss | Unrequested ships | Unrequested poly | Age-play/age regression | Omegaverse | Kidfic with children under the age of 10 | Major focus on pets/animals, specifically involving animals causing problems. (If a character canonically has a pet, I’m fine with them being briefly mentioned. I just don’t want them to be important to the plot.)
Letter: https://gooigi.dreamwidth.org/459.html

Request 6 by hyacynthia
Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships:
Haruka | May/Shuu | Drew (Pokemon Anime)
Freeforms: Scenario - A sends B 'anonymous' love letter. B suspects from the start that A is the sender, Scenario - A shows B around their hometown, Scenario - Accidental Feverish Confession, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Scenario - A gets advice from other people on how to court B, Scenario - A and B are stuck somewhere and have to talk about their feelings, Scenario - Character A gets told “If you keep dawdling around someone else might sweep B off their feet”, Scenario - A writes letters to B but didn't mean to send them, Scenario - Care of sick/wounded Character turns Unexpectedly Tender, Scenario - A does something stupid to get B’s attention
Treats are always welcome!
Likes: Fluff | Character studies | Mutual pining | Childhood friends | Friends to lovers | Slice of life | Road trip/travel | Kidfic with children over the age of 10 | Epistolary/anything focused on in-universe documents - diary entries, letters, emails, etc. (Including text messaging as a part of the story is fine, but I wouldn’t like a full chatfic.)
Fandom Likes: Subtle attempts at confessions not working, needing to resort to very direct confessions | Fancy parties after the Grand Festival/Wallace Cup | Drew failing to be suave
DNW: Sexual content | Incest | Rape | Abuse | Self-harm | Suicide | Cheating | Breakups | Major character death | Gore | Bestiality | Vore | Scat/piss | Unrequested ships | Unrequested poly | Age-play/age regression | Omegaverse | Kidfic with children under the age of 10 | Major focus on pets/animals, specifically involving animals causing problems. (If a character canonically has a pet, I’m fine with them being briefly mentioned. I just don’t want them to be important to the plot.)
Letter: https://gooigi.dreamwidth.org/459.html

PH 12 - Stargate SG-1, Fringe (TV), The X-Files

Request 1 by AgentTroi
Stargate SG-1
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences

Relationships:

Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill (SG1)

Freeforms: Meet Ugly - prior to being Officially Introduced, Meet Ugly - Mission Gone Wrong, Scenario - Characters are pretending to date for an undercover mission, Scenario - A can’t sleep due to nightmares; B suggests they share a bed, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Scenario - Huddling for Warmth, Scenario - Platonic Coworkers start to become MORE after a few too many drinks at the company party, Scenario - Platonic Coworkers start to become MORE after one of them quits, Scenario - Character A initially wary of new work hotshot B; B turns out to actually be pretty okay after all, Scenario - Angry character snaps “Because I love you!”, Scenario - Character desperately needs a date to an ex's wedding, Scenario - Seeing a Usually Competent Character in Need of Help, Scenario - Love Confessions Accidentally Overheard, Scenario - Love Confessions Made Out of Desperation, Scenario - Confession after being hospitalized for a minor injury, Scenario - Drunken confessions, Scenario - Character A has nowhere to stay; Character B offers to let them stay with them, Scenario - A and B are kidnapped together, Scenario - Care of sick/wounded Character turns Unexpectedly Tender, Scenario - Third party’s meddling leads to A and B getting together

DNWs: archive warnings (MCD, non-con, etc.), first person (except for epistolary format), second person, character bashing, infidelity

Request 2 by AgentTroi
Fringe (TV)
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences

Relationships:

eter Bishop/Olivia Dunham (Fringe)

Freeforms: Meet Ugly - prior to being Officially Introduced, Meet Ugly - Mission Gone Wrong, Scenario - A Is A Suspect In B's Case, Scenario - A Is A Person Of Interest In B's Case, Scenario - Platonic Coworkers start to become MORE after unwittingly being set up on a blind date, Scenario - Platonic Coworkers start to become MORE after a few too many drinks at the company party, Scenario - Sharing a bed, Scenario - Friends share a bed after getting too drunk, Scenario - A can’t sleep due to nightmares; B suggests they share a bed, Scenario - There Was Only One Bed, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Scenario - Third party’s meddling leads to A and B getting together, Scenario - Characters are pretending to date for an undercover mission, Scenario - A asks B to pretend to be their date to avoid an ex, Scenario - Character desperately needs a date to an ex's wedding, Scenario - Character A steps in when Character B’s blind date is a no-show, Scenario - Character A initially wary of new work hotshot B; B turns out to actually be pretty okay after all, Scenario - Care of sick/wounded Character turns Unexpectedly Tender, Scenario - Seeing a Usually Competent Character in Need of Help, Scenario - Love Confessions Made Out of Desperation

DNWs: archive warnings (MCD, non-con, etc.), first person (except for epistolary format), second person, character bashing, infidelity

Request 3 by AgentTroi
The X-Files
Ratings: General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences

Relationships:

Fox Mulder/Dana Scully (XFiles)

Freeforms: Canon Divergence - Character A stays with Character B instead of leaving, Canon Divergence - Character A leaves with Character B instead of staying, Scenario - A and B are kidnapped together, Scenario - A does something stupid to get B’s attention, Scenario - A Is A Suspect In B's Case, Scenario - Angry character snaps “Because I love you!”, Scenario - A can’t sleep due to nightmares; B suggests they share a bed, Scenario - Characters are pretending to date for an undercover mission, Scenario - A asks B to pretend to be their date to avoid an ex, Scenario - Character desperately needs a date to an ex's wedding, Scenario - Platonic Coworkers start to become MORE after a few too many drinks at the company party, Scenario - Platonic Coworkers start to become MORE after unwittingly being set up on a blind date, Scenario - Character A initially wary of new work hotshot B; B turns out to actually be pretty okay after all, Scenario - A has a premonition about B dying and must now save their life, Scenario - Third party’s meddling leads to A and B getting together, Scenario - Love Confessions Accidentally Overheard, Scenario - Love Confessions Made Out of Desperation, Scenario - Drunken confessions, Scenario - Accidental revelation of feelings leads to a proper confession, Scenario - Confession after being hospitalized for a minor injury

DNWs: archive warnings (MCD, non-con, etc.), first person (except for epistolary format), second person, character bashing (unless it's diana fowley, we all hate diana fowley lol), infidelity